(Source: insertfandomreference, via thatfunnyblog)
my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see”
little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius
god damn i’m funny
(Source: pyrop)
me: I have a headache
family: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SIT IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER ALL THE TIME YOU--
me: *leaves*
january 2012: this will be my year
august 2012: well shit
